Welcome to my Swinging Pool Party

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Hello, so good to see you. How have you been? Thanks for dropping by my pool party, it's out back. Can I get you anything? Cocktail? Something to nosh? Listen, darling, I need to go and refresh the ice, could you be a dear and introduce yourself to the folks out by the pool? Oh, just tell us a bit about yourself! So modest. Thanks!

Good evening everyone, Maggie said for me to introduce myself.

My name is:                 

My address is:              

In this city:               

In this State or Province:  

Zip or Postal code:         

E-mail address:

You know, I could tell when I saw you; so elegant, so sophisticated, so worldly, that you would have stories to tell. Do go on:

You know that DOES remind me::

Well, my favorite cocktail is the Delilah. What are you drinking?

Delilah
Martini (dry)
Martini (wet)
Martini (iced gin in a glass)
Cold Vodka (not Martini)
Manhattan
Old Fashioned
Scotch (neat)
Scotch (wrong way)
Mai Tai
Aviation
Milk
Cola
Rum and anything

Actually, I'm drinking...

Actually drinking:

Darlings, it is a commonly known fact that you can tell so much about a person by their choice of a favorite Rat-Pack member. So, who will it be?

I know, this sounds trite, but bear with me....if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Could you love a gay bee?

Yes
No

How about a Chrysler?

Yes
No

So....what do you think of the place?

Lovely place you have here.
Teach me to make a Delilah
Will you make me a page?
No, I do not like what I see.
Give me a ring sometime!
Maggie, you are the greatest!
You are not normal, are you?
Multiple items may be chosen.

Anything else?

Maggie you should know::

Back to my Realm!

Thank you ever so much for stopping by! We had a delightful time! Do stop back soon, won't you?